I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.
where are the notes
we fucking broke it, guys
OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY- I AM CURRENTLY SHITTING ENOUGH BRICKS TO BUILD ANOTHER FUCKING ASGARD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
YOU GUYS OMG
RAGNAROK!!! IN THE LEGENDS THOR, LOKI, ODIN EVERYBODY DIES AS THE FIRE GIANTS AND FROST GIANTS FIGHT IN AN EPIC BATTLE THAT WILL DROWN THE NINE REALMS AND THEN NEW WILL RISE FROM THE SEA AND FEW GODS WILL HAVE SURVIVED
Thought you ought to know
oh for fUCKS SAKE SUPERNATURAL
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
So I met Tom Hiddleston last night and I finally got to give him the letter I’d written for him and instead of letting his publicist take it he put it in his suit pocket and hugged me tight whilst thanking me. I can’t express how much it meant to me.
He is fanfucking tastic. I want to meet him. But i’d probably go quiet and shake and turn bright red. Probably.
Eyes closed again.
in skyrim you can ride a bee
in real life you can ride a bee
dont do this here
More than any other person I’ve ever interviewed, Turner is so profoundly aware of the need to express himself with precision that it occasionally seems to leave him vocally hamstrung. He stops himself, retraces his steps, leaves long gaps while searching for exactly the right metaphor.
"It’s why I don’t have Twitter," he says. "Too much pressure."
At one point, he interrupts his own disquisition on the merits of playing darts with: “Fuck it. I’m not going to bother with that. You don’t want to hear that analogy.”
Photo by Allin Boris